Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Questions You Rarely Get Asked

I can't believe I answered this stupid questionnaire at 2 am... Do these things even help us know ourselves at all? Well, here goes:

  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? always closed
  • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? only if they smell awesome
  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out
  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yep
  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes? incessantly
  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no!
  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? big bear, instant death
  • 8: Do you have freckles? no
  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures? not really
  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve? too many too name. i'll go with being ignored/interrupted 
  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? only when running or rope jumping
  • 14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? hell yes
  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? never
  • 16: How many people have you slept with this week? ha ha. one
  • 17: What size is your bed? i got two beds, two sizes
  • 18: What is your Song of the week? something by DMND
  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? why not
  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons? of course
  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie? there are too many to name
  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? so i could get to it years later
  • 23: What do you drink with dinner? water, sometimes coke
  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? i don't eat friggin birds doe!
  • 25: What is your favorite food? vegan pizza
  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? comedies which i memorize quotes from
  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? ha ha,no
  • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? no, unless my face wasn't shown and got paid for it
  • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 3-4 years ago
  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car? yes
  • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? yes
  • 33: Ever ran out of gas? yes
  • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich? all kinds
  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? peanut butter with something
  • 36: What is your usual bedtime? 3-4 am
  • 37: Are you lazy? yes and no
  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? don't have Halloween in greece
  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? rooster
  • 40: How many languages can you speak? 2
  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no
  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? fuck knows
  • 43: Are you stubborn? ohyeah
  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Latterman the band
  • 45: Ever watch soap operas? no
  • 46: Are you afraid of heights? yes, a little
  • 47: Do you sing in the car? yeah
  • 48: Do you sing in the shower? not frequently but yes
  • 49: Do you dance in the car? more bounce than dance
  • 50: Ever used a gun? in the army and once when i was a kid hunting with dad
  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? when i was a kid probably?
  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? not necessarily
  • 53: Is Christmas stressful? no!
  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi? dont know what that is, cant be bothered to look it up
  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie? cherry
  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? musician, wildlife photographer
  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts? no but yes
  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? many many times
  • 59: Take a vitamin daily? not daily but try to
  • 60: Wear slippers? not really, sometimes :/
  • 61: Wear a bath robe? no
  • 62: What do you wear to bed? boxers during summer, boxes & t shirt during winter
  • 63: First concert? something shitty
  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? have none of those in greece
  • 65: Nike or Adidas? nike!
  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos? both sound like they suck
  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts doe
  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? nooooooo
  • 69: Ever take dance lessons? ha ha, no!
  • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? yes, we now work together at our shop
  • 71: Can you curl your tongue? no
  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee? what's that
  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no
  • 74: Own any record albums? many many
  • 75: Own a record player? yes, i got a new one, old one broke and missed it dearly
  • 76: Regularly burn incense? not anymore doe
  • 77: Ever been in love? i am now
  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert? some cool hardcore band i haven't seen
  • 79: What was the last concert you saw? local hc/punk show i guess?
  • 80: Hot tea or cold tea? hot most of the year
  • 81: Tea or coffee? coffee, baby!
  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? sugar cos i dont know what the other thing is
  • 83: Can you swim well? sink or swim
  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? now i really regret doing this
  • 85: Are you patient? no! working on it tho
  • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding? couldnt care less
  • 87: Ever won a contest? don't think so, i avoid em
  • 88: Ever have plastic surgery? no
  • 89: Which are better black or green olives? both rule, and there are many kinds of both
  • 90: Can you knit or crochet? fuck no
  • 91: Best room for a fireplace? bedroom
  • 92: Do you want to get married? yeah, why not
  • 93: If married, how long have you been married? -
  • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? ha ha no
  • 96: Do you have kids? not yet
  • 97: Do you want kids? yes but not right now
  • 98: Whats your favorite color? black, yellow, red, green
  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now yes

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